Changes: Nut job

Revision as of 01:14, 24 January 2014

Nut job is the second mission in Rick's story.

Protagonist: Rick Chance

Objectives

Drive to the old theater
Protect Jessica from the enemies
Drive to back to your apartment without getting killed.

Script

The scene starts with Rick crushing foreign beer cans on his head. The beer spurts out and he drinks what he can from the can. Jessica is trying to sleep on the couch, but she's woken up to the sound of Rick dicking around.

Jessica: Can't you ever act normal?

Rick: If this isn't normal, I don't wanna know what it is. No waitta' minute. I know what normal must be. Cheating on your lover and whoring yourself out all around town 'n' shit, right?

Jessica: I ain't doing nothin' wrong.

Rick: Sure. Cheating isn't as bad at killin' people. No wait, it's fuckin' worse.

Jessica: Are you mental? Do you even know what ya just said? You sound like an idiot.

Rick: Sure, I might be an idiot an' shit, but I have one thing you don't have. I have fuckin' claaaaass.

Jessica: ...What's classy about killing people?

Rick: Well, you can either do it the hoodrat way, or you can do it the Rick Chance way. Take this beer can for example. Sure, it's crushed, but you could definitely smash it against the head of some dickhole ya don't like. Maybe leave a deep imprint or somethin'.

Jessica: Well, if you're gonna be all detailed with your stories, why don'tcha get a real job in the movies and write scripts?

Rick: ...That's it! I know how to make you love me again! We're gonna go down to the old theater and watch some movie!

Jessica: A date?

Rick: I guess. I don't know. I'm pretty hammered right now. Let's fuckin' move.

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-'''Nut job''' is the second mission in Rick's story.
+==='''Nut job''' is the second mission in Rick's story.===
+===Protagonist: [[Rick Chance]]===
 ==Objectives==
-#Drive to Rick's apartment
+#Drive to the old theater
-#Try to convince Jessica to stop her ways
+#Protect Jessica from the enemies
-#Drive to your new apartment
+#Drive to back to your apartment without getting killed.
 ==Script==
-<p style="text-align:center;">''The scene starts with Rick crushing foreign beer cans on his head. The beer spurts out and he drinks what he can from the can.''</p>
+<p style="text-align:center;">''The scene starts with Rick crushing foreign beer cans on his head. The beer spurts out and he drinks what he can from the can. Jessica is trying to sleep on the couch, but she's woken up to the sound of Rick dicking around.''</p>
+'''Jessica''': Can't you ever act normal?
+'''Rick''': If this isn't normal, I don't wanna know what it is. No waitta' minute. I know what normal must be. Cheating on your lover and whoring yourself out all around town 'n' shit, right?
+'''Jessica''': I ain't doing nothin' wrong.
+'''Rick''': Sure. Cheating isn't as bad at killin' people. No wait, it's fuckin' worse.
+'''Jessica''': Are you mental? Do you even know what ya just said? You sound like an idiot.
+'''Rick''': Sure, I might be an idiot an' shit, but I have one thing you don't have. I have fuckin' claaaaass.
+'''Jessica''': ...What's classy about killing people?
+'''Rick''': Well, you can either do it the hoodrat way, or you can do it the ''Rick Chance'' way. Take this beer can for example. Sure, it's crushed, but you could definitely smash it against the head of some dickhole ya don't like. Maybe leave a deep imprint or somethin'.
+'''Jessica''': Well, if you're gonna be all detailed with your stories, why don'tcha get a real job in the movies and write scripts?
+'''Rick''': ...That's it! I know how to make you love me again! We're gonna go down to the old theater and watch some movie!
+Jessica: A date?
+'''Rick''': I guess. I don't know. I'm pretty hammered right now. Let's fuckin' move.